The crisp fall air has arrived and that means only one thing...football - OK, two things, 1. football and 2. Summer is gone and fall has arrived.
Another football season is now upon us and I find myself sitting in the crows nest, on Friday nights, announcing BGHS Tiger Football.
Things I like about being the football announcer -
I get in free.
I don't have to work in concessions
I know I am better than the announcer I replaced - "And Battle Ground has first and ten on the 52 yard line" or "Great 17 yd run by Bobby Smith" (it was a pass to Billy Jones)
Best seat in the house
I get to sit by the offense and defense coordinators for both teams and listen
At least once a year I get to sing the National Anthem
Free Hot Chocolate - brought to me
I get to help generate excitement
I can serve my community
My totally favorite thing...Once a year the football officials throughout the state of Washington use blue flags instead of the standard yellow one - to be awareness to prostate cancer. Once a game I say - while the officials are bending over and picking up their flags - "As the officials bend over to pick up their BLUE flags let that be a reminder of prostate cancer awareness week."
Things I don't like about being the football announcer -
Too many stairs to climb - where is the elevator
The bathroom is sooooo far away -only one hot chocolate per game please
The mediocre record each year
The years when the student spirit is down. There are years where the students support athletics and then there are years that the student body lacks. This year is an up year (last year was the worst in the past 10 years)
The score keeper likes to talk to me...while I am on the microphone speaking.
35-7 blow outs, but only if BG is on the losing end
The "volume battle" with the dance team coach..."I can't hear it." ummm maybe because you are shut in a little booth above the speakers. Now the senior alum have bleeding eardrums